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    Shane McMahon

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    Enter Orangeman

    Post  Shane McMahon on Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:27 am

    Jack-of-all-trades and all-round legend Hulk Hogan was begged to join Metallica. But Hogan knew he had more important things to pursue - that is to become a wrestling world champion:

    http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/news/hulk-hogan-asked-join-metallica-091300622.html


    showstealer

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    Post  showstealer on Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:49 pm

    He is so full of shit.

    Shaun2J

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    Post  Shaun2J on Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:16 pm

    Ahaha hilarious.

    Here's some more Hogan shit from the past week.

    In an interview with Sports Vibe, Hulk Hogan said the Ultimate Warrior is an "idiot" and said he never sees them doing business together again. Hogan added that Warrior is "not one of the boys" and was only in wrestling for the money.

    "Someone must of hit him in the head with a brick or something. You just have to ignore him because he's an idiot and you can't do business with him. I can just pray for him and feel sorry for him, the guy is messed up, so there isn't going to be a Twitter wrestling match between me and him because he might not show up or he might do something crazy. I'm into doing positive good things, I don't need that crap."


    Hulk Hogan recently told CTV News that a battery pack in his back can make his nipples and "wiener" stand up. Here's the full quote.

    "It's an electric stim you know? If the pain in my back is too bad and it goes to my head, there's an electrical current that I can turn on that will cancel out any pain waves; it pretty much makes you so you don't feel the pain. It's not a drug, it's just electricity. I've got like a garage door controller with all these buttons on how intense I want to make it, my nipples stand on end if I want to! And my wiener stands straight. It's much better than Viagra!"


    Hulk Hogan recently claimed that he was offered but turned down the lead role in Darren Aronofsky's The Wrestler, which Mickey Rourke won an Oscar nomination for. Hogan said that he was offered the lead role on three separate occasions and noted, "When the script for The Wrestler kept coming to me I said, 'This movie is so good if you put me in the film as a wrestler people are going to say, "No credibility, Hulk Hogan isn't a good actor", whatever Hollywood thinks of me'. As soon as they put Mickey Rourke in there I knew it had a chance, and he did such a great, great job it relit his career."

    Hogan also claimed that he was offered the lead role in Highlander and that of Little John in Robin Hood: Men in Tights but turned them down as well.


    Garibaldi
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    Post  Garibaldi on Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:03 am

    tbh it's the sort of one-joke casting Mel Brooks used in his spoofs, so that one could be real...


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