ShowStealer wrote:

The Stig wrote:

ShowStealer wrote:One of the cool things about the new smash is the spoiler function.

Spoiler:

The Stig is a grown up version of Banzai.

Seriously? Wow, I had no idea!

Spoiler:

Nobody cares.

Spoiler:

You care.

Xander wrote:

Benz21 wrote:

Shaun2J wrote:Wasn't that Benz21 fella also a Smash "Original"?

We seriously need to track everyone down, only for them to pull a Jeff Jarrett/Mick Foley in the bar segment like situtation.

I'm glad to hear that my history precedes me.

I've been looking for Smash for a very long time, but I gave up. Luckily, RVDSucka messaged me on Facebook that its back.

I (as well), stopped watching wrestling ages ago. I tried to get back into it, saw that John Cena was still champion, and changed the channel, lol.

still in love with jessica alba to the point of it almost being scary? (main thing i remember about you lol)

I lust for others, but I have her as my background on my iPod Touch.

Why did you change your name? Van Wilder was the best screen name ever! Are you obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer or something? lol

And your avatar is fricking awesome by the way.

buffy the vampire slayer?

and damn right. colts all the way

Tough week for the Colts though. They should have went for perfection. I am going to hate Polian forever for that decision.

Yeah, this isn't going to get confusing in the slightest.

What do you mean?

I'm Xander and he's Benz21... Duh.


Oh wait...

Benz21 wrote:Tough week for the Colts though. They should have went for perfection. I am going to hate Polian forever for that decision.

well superbowl is all that matters. if them giving up the perfect seasons wins them the title then its all good.

Xander wrote:

RVDSucka wrote:

Xander wrote:mr name change

johnny knoxville
raven
van wilder
vanlito canadian cool

might even be some others in there

Holy shit how have u been my man?

same old shit. work work work. then hit on edgefan lol. she says hi

Oh man edgefan there's a name I didn't think I'd hear again...You really still talk to her?

RVDSucka wrote:

Xander wrote:

RVDSucka wrote:

Xander wrote:mr name change

johnny knoxville
raven
van wilder
vanlito canadian cool

might even be some others in there

Holy shit how have u been my man?

same old shit. work work work. then hit on edgefan lol. she says hi

Oh man edgefan there's a name I didn't think I'd hear again...You really still talk to her?

yeah like everyday. probably gonna go visit her in the summer when i get vacation. or fly her here.

Xander wrote:

RVDSucka wrote:

Xander wrote:

RVDSucka wrote:

Xander wrote:mr name change

johnny knoxville
raven
van wilder
vanlito canadian cool

might even be some others in there

Holy shit how have u been my man?

same old shit. work work work. then hit on edgefan lol. she says hi

Oh man edgefan there's a name I didn't think I'd hear again...You really still talk to her?

yeah like everyday. probably gonna go visit her in the summer when i get vacation. or fly her here.

Restraining order finished?

'Dub wrote:

Xander wrote:

RVDSucka wrote:

Xander wrote:

RVDSucka wrote:

Xander wrote:mr name change

johnny knoxville
raven
van wilder
vanlito canadian cool

might even be some others in there

Holy shit how have u been my man?

same old shit. work work work. then hit on edgefan lol. she says hi

Oh man edgefan there's a name I didn't think I'd hear again...You really still talk to her?

yeah like everyday. probably gonna go visit her in the summer when i get vacation. or fly her here.

Restraining order finished?

yeah, gotta love stockholm syndrome

Xander wrote:

RVDSucka wrote:

Xander wrote:

RVDSucka wrote:

Xander wrote:mr name change

johnny knoxville
raven
van wilder
vanlito canadian cool

might even be some others in there

Holy shit how have u been my man?

same old shit. work work work. then hit on edgefan lol. she says hi

Oh man edgefan there's a name I didn't think I'd hear again...You really still talk to her?

yeah like everyday. probably gonna go visit her in the summer when i get vacation. or fly her here.

No shit. Well definitely tell her I say hello. Not on the boards anymore?

RVDSucka wrote:

Xander wrote:

RVDSucka wrote:

Xander wrote:

RVDSucka wrote:

Xander wrote:mr name change

johnny knoxville
raven
van wilder
vanlito canadian cool

might even be some others in there

Holy shit how have u been my man?

same old shit. work work work. then hit on edgefan lol. she says hi

Oh man edgefan there's a name I didn't think I'd hear again...You really still talk to her?

yeah like everyday. probably gonna go visit her in the summer when i get vacation. or fly her here.

No shit. Well definitely tell her I say hello. Not on the boards anymore?

i think she signed up but she never comes on here.

Xander wrote:

RVDSucka wrote:

Xander wrote:

RVDSucka wrote:

Xander wrote:

RVDSucka wrote:

Xander wrote:mr name change

johnny knoxville
raven
van wilder
vanlito canadian cool

might even be some others in there

Holy shit how have u been my man?

same old shit. work work work. then hit on edgefan lol. she says hi

Oh man edgefan there's a name I didn't think I'd hear again...You really still talk to her?

yeah like everyday. probably gonna go visit her in the summer when i get vacation. or fly her here.

No shit. Well definitely tell her I say hello. Not on the boards anymore?

i think she signed up but she never comes on here.

..like the rest?

This place is like a graveyard guys...

The thing that bothers me is that we have a good amount of people logging on, so this site does have some activity, however, there aren't a lot of posts to account for it!

Whats up with that!!!

Benz21 wrote:This place is like a graveyard guys...

The thing that bothers me is that we have a good amount of people logging on, so this site does have some activity, however, there aren't a lot of posts to account for it!

Whats up with that!!!

No one is starting any decent threads.

And by smash standards it's been quite busy recently!

brother of destruction wrote:Welcome back Sucka!

We did try sending emails to the usual suspects when this thing fired up, but there was a shitload that bounced.

How's things?

Oh & while we're at it, has anyone seen Llama?

Or for that matter, can anyone remember how long Linux got sent down for? Shouldn't be too long before he's out.

Good afternoon everybody. I hope you are all well. Many thanks for remembering me. I didn't forget you guys.

It's been years since I last logged on. Contrary to popular belief I have not spent all of that time at her majestys pleasure.

I am no longer involved in all of the business ventures I was previosly involved in. But yes I am still involved in some of them as well as other new ones.

Linux is now married (DONT DO IT GUYS. FOR FUKKS SAKE I'M TELLING YOU BEFORE ITS TOO LATE DONT GET MARRIED.) Linux is also due to become a father for the first time (that i know of) in a few weeks.

Anyway, enough about me. Those of you that know me know what you need to know. Those of you that don't know me will soon get to know.
I have some questions that hopefully someone will be able to answer.
So guys, WHAT THE FUDGE HAPPENED HERE?

1. What happened to the old forum? It no longer seems to exist?
2. Who set this one up and when? Who's modding and admining this place?
3. Where is Groovico? I'm feeling generous. Cheque book is ready for you Angelo. Just let me know how much you need dude.
4. Where is Tony Cottam?
5. Is there a private lounge anymore?
6. Fonz, you still alive? Would be good to hear from you again.
7. Any of the old gang still about? BOD, RVD Sucka, Tommy llama, HIG, IOV, Big Dave, Showstealer, Mr Torrie Wilson, Mtank, Hector, Bradshaw101.
8. Anyone remember who I was gonna kill. Some guy that worked in a woolworths in Glasgow. Back then my hit squad told me his name was Chris or Gary I think. I feel really bad about that. Would like to apologise to that fella. Something in the back of my head tells me it might have been HIG but I'm not sure.
9. Has Fonz tried to fake quitting this place yet?

Once again, great to be back guys!

Good to have you back!

2. Garibaldi set it up and BOD & Sweatsock are his mods. Don't expect to see any of them on the board.
4. Scotland, he doesn't post here.
5. Yes and it's highly active...
6. He's in Australia.
7. I think they've all signed up but don't regularly post.
8. Probably Rock Bottom, I think you misinterpreted something he said as racist.
9. Yes.

1. What happened to the old forum? It no longer seems to exist?
2. Who set this one up and when? Who's modding and admining this place?

It disappeared when Groovico stopped paying the bills. It was down for several months before Garibaldi set this place up. Garibaldi is the admin. I remember there being some mods set up (Sweatsock for one but he left when he knocked up his bird and felt that the massive demands of this forum with it's two posts a week average might threaten his parenting time) There might still be mods for all I know but in today's forums they're hardly necessary.

3. Where is Groovico? I'm feeling generous. Cheque book is ready for you Angelo. Just let me know how much you need dude.

Who knows. He's not here. You could ask Garibaldi if he needs some help though.

4. Where is Tony Cottam?

Not here.

5. Is there a private lounge anymore?

Yes. Garibaldi will probably give you access if you ask but you're not missing anything.

6. Fonz, you still alive? Would be good to hear from you again.

He hasn't been around in ages. He got engaged but I don't think it worked out. The last time I checked his blog seemed to be selling baby products, which was confusing.

7. Any of the old gang still about? BOD, RVD Sucka, Tommy llama, HIG, IOV, Big Dave, Showstealer, Mr Torrie Wilson, Mtank, Hector, Bradshaw101.

I am and Big Dave is and Showstealer is and maybe some of the others but most are not.

8. Anyone remember who I was gonna kill. Some guy that worked in a woolworths in Glasgow. Back then my hit squad told me his name was Chris or Gary I think. I feel really bad about that. Would like to apologise to that fella. Something in the back of my head tells me it might have been HIG but I'm not sure.

Probably.

9. Has Fonz tried to fake quitting this place yet?

No, he seems to have genuinly quit.

it was rock bottom you wanted to kill, and i was on the old smash, van wilder, vanlito canadian cool, raven might have been some other user names.

I would advise you to read MTW's post with this playing in the background:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0PLhEzHKEQ

Linux wrote:

brother of destruction wrote:Welcome back Sucka!

We did try sending emails to the usual suspects when this thing fired up, but there was a shitload that bounced.

How's things?

Oh & while we're at it, has anyone seen Llama?

Or for that matter, can anyone remember how long Linux got sent down for? Shouldn't be too long before he's out.

7. Any of the old gang still about? BOD, RVD Sucka, Tommy llama, HIG, IOV, Big Dave, Showstealer, Mr Torrie Wilson, Mtank, Hector, Bradshaw101

Considering I was the one who started this thread, I would say so. Anyways man good to hear from you again. Congrats on the baby Linux too my man. That's great.

Still milling about on occasion. Mainly for the Premier League predictions.

Glad to see you back Linux. Congrats on the baby, sorry to hear about the wedding!

I post here from time to time

Inno wrote:I post here from time to time

QUick I've caught him, get the net!

ShowStealer wrote:Good to have you back!

2. Garibaldi set it up and BOD & Sweatsock are his mods. Don't expect to see any of them on the board.

Yes, weirdly their post count from the last board meant they would be great mods, one quit and had a kid the other moved to africa, neither had that bigger post count on the old forum and this one see less action then the Charltons strikers!

Big Dave wrote:

ShowStealer wrote:Good to have you back!

2. Garibaldi set it up and BOD & Sweatsock are his mods. Don't expect to see any of them on the board.

Yes, weirdly their post count from the last board meant they would be great mods, one quit and had a kid the other moved to africa, neither had that bigger post count on the old forum and this one see less action then the Charltons strikers!

Big Dave wrote:

ShowStealer wrote:Good to have you back!

2. Garibaldi set it up and BOD & Sweatsock are his mods. Don't expect to see any of them on the board.

Yes, weirdly their post count from the last board meant they would be great mods, one quit and had a kid the other moved to africa, neither had that bigger post count on the old forum and this one see less action then the Charltons strikers!

Wait, Bod, did you move to Africa? I know civilisation seemed to end as I got of the train but I didn't think swahili and Geodie accents were that simiar...

Great to see you back again, dude, and congrats for what it's worth. As far as help with the site is concerned, as the guy said, it has't really neded modding for a while, and I recently renewed the URL, so that's covered. What we really need is new ideas to spark the place again. I've had a couple but since the idea of an accompaning blogs site died due to lack of interest I've found myself dedicating less and less time to the place - that or its the anti-depressants anyway.

PL - leave it with me...

I distinctly remember a post from BOD saying he was doing charity work in Africa, but I do drink alot.

Wow, just updated my computer and checked out the bookmarks and here it still is. Wasnt sure if anyone was still here anymore.

Seems like everyone is in high spirits...so...whats up? I kinda suck at all this now, but then I dont think I was any good before either so I guess things cant get much worse for me