The Ayatollah wrote:I didnt say do them right now, in a few months perhaps, but hey i'll just keep my yap shut in future, save folk jumping down my throat! I make a suggestion, and get fucking bitched at well sod it

The "Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla", you are not

The Ayatollah wrote:
And I didnt have time to sort all that out Stig, the phone arrived the day before I flew out

...and he had to have a cigarette!

ShowStealer wrote:

The Ayatollah wrote:
And I didnt have time to sort all that out Stig, the phone arrived the day before I flew out

...and he had to have a cigarette!

And lose the xpert 11

Wow the wit in this thread is astounding, how long did it take for you to come up with the ciggie gag Showstealer?

To answer Phenom's question, I'm in Texas, until tomorrow night that is.

And at least I finished above you IOV

The Ayatollah wrote:Wow the wit in this thread is astounding, how long did it take for you to come up with the ciggie gag Showstealer?

Why is your response always to ask people how long it took to come up with a joke?

It was sarcasm, something you are very familiar with Stig. Implying the joke isnt very original. The cigarette thing was funny 2 months ago, now its old

The Ayatollah wrote:The cigarette thing was funny 2 months ago, now its old

Still makes me smile

God....this thread is terrible.

MK wrote:God....this thread is terrible.

SHOW SOME FUCKING APPRECIATION! After all the work Inno has done!

'Dub wrote:

MK wrote:God....this thread is terrible.

SHOW SOME FUCKING APPRECIATION! After all the work Inno has done!

Yeah MK, no criticising until you yourself have posted 3 links to stuff hosted on your own website.

The Ayatollah wrote:It was sarcasm, something you are very familiar with Stig. Implying the joke isnt very original. The cigarette thing was funny 2 months ago, now its old

Doesn't seem like you found it funny then either...

Armageddon Thread:

The Stig wrote: The Ayatollah wrote:Fuck I missed it...was having a cigarette Well that was wise. The Ayatollah wrote:Ah so its not just Pete youre a smartass too then ...not the end of the world I can watch the replay anytime The Stig wrote:I make a valid point, why would you go for a cigarette near the end of a PPV? The Ayatollah wrote:Cos I wanted one for fucks sake

The Ayatollah wrote:Congrats to Jeff, didnt see that one coming. And a fuck you to the twat who PMed me, if I want to go for a cig during a PPV Ill go for a fucking cig during a PPV!

Expert 11 Thread:

The Stig wrote: The Ayatollah wrote:Wouldve won my game if my stupid defender hadnt got himself sent off for conceding a pen, had goal chopped off too...ah well Maybe he wanted a cigarette...

The Ayatollah wrote:Fuck off Stig you irritating little arsewipe. are you just gonna follow all my posts and be a smartass?? Get a life...oh wait you dont have one!

Smoke.

Will give the patches a go if they arent too dear, save me missing any main events in future

Can we move on from Cig-gate??

Unlikely. Banzai made a joke about wanking in front of his cat and that kept going for years... escalating into beastiality as it did.

JK wrote:Unlikely. Banzai made a joke about wanking in front of his cat and that kept going for years... escalating into beastiality as it did.

Oh god that's right....and for some reason, I'm remembering something being said by Smoke Daddy that kept getting brought up. And come to think of it, I think Warriorfan had the same problem. Can't be bothered to think of what those things were, though...

Smoke Daddy was the gayness of his name and Warriorfan was the mustache.

I remember so much useless crap.

Are you smoking yet?

'Dub wrote:Are you smoking yet?

I hear he's moved on to crack.

The Ayatollah wrote:Will give the patches a go if they arent too dear, save me missing any main events in future

Can we move on from Cig-gate??

Nope. As JK said, people kept on at Banzai for several years, Smoke Daddy's 'gay' name was a recurring subject for quite a lengthy time and Warriorfan's moustache caused him ridicule for a while. There's also the one about MK gaining a driving licence despite reversing into a lamp post (or similar) which gained notoriety for about a year. Now, while you (Ayatollah) may not be as popular as these people, it is still something that we here at Smash can mock in a number of scenarios - two key ones being my post in the Expert 11 thread, and ShowStealer's post in this thread.

In conclusion, we haven't even begun yet.

Ah fuck it, guess id better get used to it!

The Ayatollah wrote:Ah fuck it, guess id better get used to it!

Don't be such a fag.

And so it begins.......

The Stig wrote:

The Ayatollah wrote:Will give the patches a go if they arent too dear, save me missing any main events in future

Can we move on from Cig-gate??

Nope. As JK said, people kept on at ME for several years, Smoke Daddy's 'gay' name was a recurring subject for quite a lengthy time and Warriorfan's moustache caused him ridicule for a while. There's also the one about MK gaining a driving licence despite reversing into a lamp post (or similar) which gained notoriety for about a year. Now, while you (Ayatollah) may not be as popular as these people, it is still something that we here at Smash can mock in a number of scenarios - two key ones being my post in the Expert 11 thread, and ShowStealer's post in this thread.

In conclusion, we haven't even begun yet.

Fixed that for you there Stig.

ShowStealer wrote:

The Ayatollah wrote:Ah fuck it, guess id better get used to it!

Don't be such a fag.

The Ayatollah wrote:And so it begins.......

you'd better believe it!

Just to maybe deflect some of the crap, I wasn't looking for "BOW DOWN TO INNO!!!" posts - I genuinely thought that peeps would like to see the old SmashNews and Interviews along with the current Hall of Fame.

I'd forgotten they were even on my site until I was looking through it one afternoon.

As for effort? Yup, the news was MTank and the interviews were MTW, and the HOF was voted for by all of the smash peeps, I never claimed otherwise... and I don't know where that argument came from anyway. I will in my defence say this - who do you think coded the pages with the backgrounds, images and formatting and the links and uploaded them in the first place? That was my only part in it.

Wondering where the "drinking boys" comment came into things other than trying to score points, but hey that's a smashism so I guess that's allowed

Oh and last time I spoke to Groov about Smash he said that the old forums were either totally gone or nigh on impossible to recover.

'Dub wrote:

Inno wrote:
Oh and last time I spoke to Groov about Smash he said that the old forums were either totally gone or nigh on impossible to recover.

Translation: "I can't be fucking arsed" *munches biscuit*

Terry Silver wrote:

Inno wrote:
Oh and last time I spoke to Groov about Smash he said that the old forums were either totally gone or nigh on impossible to recover.

Translation: "I can't be fucking arsed" *munches biscuit*

Tsk, have some faith...