The Funny Papers http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/-t1.htm Home to the world's best (and worst, if Smash traditions are anything to go by) in comedy Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:21:38 GMT 10 The Funny Papers http://illiweb.com/fa/empty.gif http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/-t1.htm The penis and condom http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/the-penis-and-condom-t507.htm Screwjob97
"Cover me! I'm going in."]]> The Funny Papers Sun, 05 Jul 2009 19:35:47 GMT http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/the-penis-and-condom-t507.htm#11764 http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/the-penis-and-condom-t507.htm A scotish man tells a joke about a S&M Parlour. http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/a-scotish-man-tells-a-joke-about-a-sm-parlour-t552.htm ShowStealer burd replies "£37.50"
to what the bloke says "whit dae ah get fur that"
burd replies "the new sellick away tap pal

cool v]]> The Funny Papers Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:21:38 GMT http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/a-scotish-man-tells-a-joke-about-a-sm-parlour-t552.htm#12732 http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/a-scotish-man-tells-a-joke-about-a-sm-parlour-t552.htm Nun of that http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/nun-of-that-t502.htm Big Dave A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.' She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. when you've been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I could find offensive.' 'Well, I've always had ... The Funny Papers Thu, 02 Jul 2009 07:43:32 GMT http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/nun-of-that-t502.htm#11647 http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/nun-of-that-t502.htm Weird Ronaldo Pic http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/weird-ronaldo-pic-t460.htm Rooq

hehe]]> The Funny Papers Wed, 13 May 2009 08:17:26 GMT http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/weird-ronaldo-pic-t460.htm#10741 http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/weird-ronaldo-pic-t460.htm Father's for justice get a new member. http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/father-s-for-justice-get-a-new-member-t351.htm ShowStealer

When asked he replied that it made sense as he already had a spiderman costume.

shrug]]> The Funny Papers Mon, 16 Feb 2009 07:27:24 GMT http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/father-s-for-justice-get-a-new-member-t351.htm#7752 http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/father-s-for-justice-get-a-new-member-t351.htm Certain death http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/certain-death-t349.htm Anonymous
My friend is now sleeping on my couch... he bought her bathroom scales.]]> The Funny Papers Sun, 15 Feb 2009 02:04:08 GMT http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/certain-death-t349.htm#7704 http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/certain-death-t349.htm A man walks into the doctors http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/a-man-walks-into-the-doctors-t336.htm Hector_Nicols_Accordian
A man walked into a doctors once and below is a transcription of their conversation:

DOCTOR - "Hello, how are you?"

MAN - "Not so good, I am having trouble with my hearing"

DOCTOR - "Ok, can you decribe the symptoms?"

MAN - "Well, Homer is a big fat guy and Marge has big blue hair"]]> The Funny Papers Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:49:30 GMT http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/a-man-walks-into-the-doctors-t336.htm#7462 http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/a-man-walks-into-the-doctors-t336.htm What kind of bee carries milk? http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/what-kind-of-bee-carries-milk-t323.htm ShowStealer ]]> The Funny Papers Sun, 08 Feb 2009 22:50:33 GMT http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/what-kind-of-bee-carries-milk-t323.htm#7345 http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/what-kind-of-bee-carries-milk-t323.htm Cheer up emo kid http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/cheer-up-emo-kid-t328.htm The Phenom
Spoiler:
The lawn doesn't cut itself
]]> The Funny Papers Mon, 09 Feb 2009 00:37:34 GMT http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/cheer-up-emo-kid-t328.htm#7364 http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/cheer-up-emo-kid-t328.htm *May offend Big Dave* - A man walks into a bar... http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/may-offend-big-dave-a-man-walks-into-a-bar-t335.htm The Stig "Ouch", he says. The Funny Papers Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:27:54 GMT http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/may-offend-big-dave-a-man-walks-into-a-bar-t335.htm#7458 http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/may-offend-big-dave-a-man-walks-into-a-bar-t335.htm When I was in Australia I saw an guy playing dancing queen on a didgeridoo http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/when-i-was-in-australia-i-saw-an-guy-playing-dancing-queen-on-a-didgeridoo-t329.htm ShowStealer
violin]]> The Funny Papers Mon, 09 Feb 2009 08:35:13 GMT http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/when-i-was-in-australia-i-saw-an-guy-playing-dancing-queen-on-a-didgeridoo-t329.htm#7368 http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/when-i-was-in-australia-i-saw-an-guy-playing-dancing-queen-on-a-didgeridoo-t329.htm The butchers http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/the-butchers-t324.htm Hector_Nicols_Accordian Hello A man walks into the butchers and has a look around. The butcher is bored and says "hey, I will tell you what, see that meat I have hanging from the roof, if you can jump up and take them down then you can have them for free" The man looks at the meat and says "no, I won't be doing that" The butcher asks "why not?" The man replies "The stakes are too high" The Funny Papers Sun, 08 Feb 2009 23:42:33 GMT http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/the-butchers-t324.htm#7351 http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/the-butchers-t324.htm Allow me to take this section's virginity with this little ditty I heard today about the recession http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/allow-me-to-take-this-section-s-virginity-with-this-little-ditty-i-heard-today-about-the-recession-t320.htm Anonymous
We're fucked, cos we have Gordon Brown, no Cash, no Hope and no BLOODY WONDER!]]> The Funny Papers Sun, 08 Feb 2009 19:24:20 GMT http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/allow-me-to-take-this-section-s-virginity-with-this-little-ditty-i-heard-today-about-the-recession-t320.htm#7325 http://www.smashlives.com/the-funny-papers-f15/allow-me-to-take-this-section-s-virginity-with-this-little-ditty-i-heard-today-about-the-recession-t320.htm