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		<title>The Asylum</title>
		<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/-t1.htm</link>
		<description>We scrubbed the blood off the walls - the grafitti about the DX kids we left for a laugh! Remember - no rules but those we live by. If it offends you, just walk away and close the door behind you, kiddo!</description>
		<lastBuildDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 20:02:16 GMT</lastBuildDate>
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			<title>The Asylum</title>
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			<title>PAAAAAAAAARRRRTTTAAAAYYY!!!</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/paaaaaaaaarrrrtttaaaayyy-t655.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Shaun2J</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Man do something, even Uptown's comeback didn't get interest.
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I think this will be the new era of Forum Entertainment, Brother!]]></description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 20:02:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/paaaaaaaaarrrrtttaaaayyy-t655.htm#15151</comments>
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			<title>I AM A MOTHERFUCKER</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/i-am-a-motherfucker-t625.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Outlaw2x4</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lQJFv9SMSMQ" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" quality="high" scale="exactfit"></embed>]]></description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 11:06:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/i-am-a-motherfucker-t625.htm#14268</comments>
			<guid>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/i-am-a-motherfucker-t625.htm</guid>
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			<title>Is this still where the cool kids hang out?</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/is-this-still-where-the-cool-kids-hang-out-t606.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>RVDSucka</dc:creator>
			<description>Hello.</description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 06:17:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/is-this-still-where-the-cool-kids-hang-out-t606.htm#13739</comments>
			<guid>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/is-this-still-where-the-cool-kids-hang-out-t606.htm</guid>
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			<title>First thread of 2010</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/first-thread-of-2010-t609.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>The Stig</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[And I made it. <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1" />]]></description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 00:01:29 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/first-thread-of-2010-t609.htm#13834</comments>
			<guid>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/first-thread-of-2010-t609.htm</guid>
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			<title>Tajiri has stolen our name?!?!</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/tajiri-has-stolen-our-name-t595.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>burt_gummer_save_us</dc:creator>
			<description>Thanks to Matt Lyons for sending this in: A Japanese website by the name of JapaneseBuzzsaw.com is reporting that former WWE and ECW star Tajiri has been named the producer of the wrestling department for SMASH, a new promotion which will be opening up in March of 2010. SMASH will have three divisions, Pro Wrestling, MMA and Kick Boxing. Tajiri has been named the producer of the Wrestling department.</description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:08:29 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/tajiri-has-stolen-our-name-t595.htm#13556</comments>
			<guid>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/tajiri-has-stolen-our-name-t595.htm</guid>
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			<title>What cha gonna do.....</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/what-cha-gonna-do-t603.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Shaun2J</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[...Sister!
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<img src="http://www.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sister-fail-facebook.jpg" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:39:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/what-cha-gonna-do-t603.htm#13683</comments>
			<guid>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/what-cha-gonna-do-t603.htm</guid>
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			<title>...Lockdown</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/lockdown-t594.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Shaun2J</dc:creator>
			<description>So Chr1s when's this coming back?</description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:40:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/lockdown-t594.htm#13542</comments>
			<guid>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/lockdown-t594.htm</guid>
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			<title>Hi - I'm new.</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/hi-i-m-new-t576.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>meanie</dc:creator>
			<description>Hi.</description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:15:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/hi-i-m-new-t576.htm#13163</comments>
			<guid>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/hi-i-m-new-t576.htm</guid>
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			<title>THE PIG FLU</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/the-pig-flu-t548.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>MK</dc:creator>
			<description>Yes, this could have gone in the lounge. But the asylum looked so bleak and lonely...



Is the threat of swine flu as heavy and prevelant over there as it is over here? Washington State University has already had over 3,000 cases. Two people in the theatre department at my school have already gotten it this year. The faculty is expecting it to spread through the university. And of course, I'll probably get it right before &quot;Rent&quot; opens.



So what say you, are you going to get fucked  ...</description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 16:18:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/the-pig-flu-t548.htm#12669</comments>
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			<title>Smashlives is actually worth something</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/smashlives-is-actually-worth-something-t518.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Shaun2J</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.websiteoutlook.com/www.smashlives.com" target="_blank">http://www.websiteoutlook.com/www.smashlives.com</a>
<br />

<br />
So according to this site, Smashlives is worth &#36;876. 
<br />

<br />
So speculate who the pimp is.]]></description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:46:15 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/smashlives-is-actually-worth-something-t518.htm#12001</comments>
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			<title>MK a.k.a. &quot;The Douche&quot;</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/mk-aka-the-douche-t464.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>The Stig</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="/wwe-zone-f1/vince-mcmahon-aka-the-douche-t463.htm">http://www.smashlives.com/wwe-zone-f1/vince-mcmahon-aka-the-douche-t463.htm</a>
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I never realized how big of a prick this guy is. That has to be one of the rudest and unprofessional posts I've ever seen.]]></description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 14:55:59 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/mk-aka-the-douche-t464.htm#10846</comments>
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			<title>Those compelling questions...</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/those-compelling-questions-t70.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Mtank325</dc:creator>
			<description>Since Smash's temporary expulsion, what are some unanswered questions that were left hanging in the balance without answers since we last spoke?



For example, I'd be interested in hearing what happened with Smoke Daddy and his situation at his home.  When we last left him, I recall he was being pushed out because he wasn't interested in playing football.  And who was that last DX kid that joined the old forums, was he truly a separate entity or one of the DX kids pulling a double name? </description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 03:12:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/those-compelling-questions-t70.htm#715</comments>
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			<title>..........</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/-t222.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>King Singh</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<div style="margin:auto;text-align:center;width:100%">Bollywood Singh
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+
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<br />
King Steve
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= 
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<br />
KING SINGH</div>]]></description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:47:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/-t222.htm#4668</comments>
			<guid>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/-t222.htm</guid>
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			<title>Oi MF's MERG BLERG..........</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/oi-mf-s-merg-blerg-t450.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Dr.RW</dc:creator>
			<description>Self explanatory really....... been a while.....</description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 23:09:55 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/oi-mf-s-merg-blerg-t450.htm#10509</comments>
			<guid>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/oi-mf-s-merg-blerg-t450.htm</guid>
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			<title>Look what I found</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/look-what-i-found-t367.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Inno</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.wrestleholic.com/news/" target="_blank">http://www.wrestleholic.com/news/</a>
<br />

<br />
<a href="http://www.wrestleholic.com/Interviews/" target="_blank">http://www.wrestleholic.com/Interviews/</a>
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<a href="http://www.wrestleholic.com/2007/" target="_blank">http://www.wrestleholic.com/2007/</a>
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Enjoy!]]></description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 03:11:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/look-what-i-found-t367.htm#8053</comments>
			<guid>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/look-what-i-found-t367.htm</guid>
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			<title>Spit it out, you like &quot;gay&quot; songs!</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/spit-it-out-you-like-gay-songs-t133.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Shaun2J</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Not gay as in what IOV was thinking but cheesy and corny stuff.
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<embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dlPVuIDsCag&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" quality="high" scale="exactfit"></embed>
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 <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1" />]]></description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:42:57 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/spit-it-out-you-like-gay-songs-t133.htm#2375</comments>
			<guid>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/spit-it-out-you-like-gay-songs-t133.htm</guid>
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			<title>Blast from the Past</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/blast-from-the-past-t363.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>thefonz</dc:creator>
			<description>Hi everybody.

Hope you're all doing good.



I've been busy the last few months with both personal and work related gubbins - some you know some of you dont.



The point is; I was trawling through my old pictures and came across this nugget which made me smile.







Anyway...hi again.

Fonz. </description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 21:45:29 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/blast-from-the-past-t363.htm#7984</comments>
			<guid>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/blast-from-the-past-t363.htm</guid>
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			<title>Offensive Jokes Debate</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/offensive-jokes-debate-t337.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>The Stig</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<blockquote><div><cite>brother of destruction wrote:</cite>Pretty sure it's fine.  Just so long as anything that could be dodgy for work/school/college is flagged in the subject header think it would be fine.</div></blockquote>
<br />

<br />
Then why was my Batman joke deleted?]]></description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:31:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/offensive-jokes-debate-t337.htm#7425</comments>
			<guid>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/offensive-jokes-debate-t337.htm</guid>
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			<title>Most Vile Sight you've seen on the Internet</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/most-vile-sight-you-ve-seen-on-the-internet-t311.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Mtank325</dc:creator>
			<description>After just listening to the latest Smodcast, Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier's podcast, Kevin Smith, with guest, described two of most vile things on the internet they've seen recently, which were man with mason glass jar, and two men, one horse.  I won't nauseate those faint-hearted with what they are, but since the internet is a no-holds barred location what has been the most vile thing you've accidentally, or purposeful, image/video/story you've seen on the internet?



For me it was a dismemberment  ...</description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 02:11:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/most-vile-sight-you-ve-seen-on-the-internet-t311.htm#7073</comments>
			<guid>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/most-vile-sight-you-ve-seen-on-the-internet-t311.htm</guid>
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			<title>Second Annual Words to be Banned</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/second-annual-words-to-be-banned-t314.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Mtank325</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[I don't really know if this is the second go-around, or if this topic has ever come up, but what words in the current lexicon of today's pop culture would you like to see banned forever.
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Bromance.  Holy hell, it's a good indication to show that today's youth is the most unimaginative, brain-dead generation based solely on this word.  What's worse is it's a television show.  Uck.]]></description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 03:38:15 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/second-annual-words-to-be-banned-t314.htm#7158</comments>
			<guid>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/second-annual-words-to-be-banned-t314.htm</guid>
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			<title>Inaugural Smash League Tables</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/inaugural-smash-league-tables-t31.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Hector_Nicols_Accordian</dc:creator>
			<description>Hello.



Following a request from a member I have decided to reinstate the league tables.



Inno

Garibaldi

thefonz

brother of destruction

Sweatsock

meanie

Uptown Llama of Doom

'Dub

Clarkey

Hogan Is God

The Ayatollah

The Stig

BlackWidowAK

Some people that have never heard of Smash before

The Rock 88

DX Superkick

Ultimo LJ



So there we have it, only enough people for one league table so far but hopefully we can add a second division when more members come  ...</description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:48:56 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/inaugural-smash-league-tables-t31.htm#102</comments>
			<guid>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/inaugural-smash-league-tables-t31.htm</guid>
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			<title>Cliques?</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/cliques-t258.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>disco stu</dc:creator>
			<description>Do we really need to go back to having ciques on here?</description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:50:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/cliques-t258.htm#5407</comments>
			<guid>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/cliques-t258.htm</guid>
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			<title>The Chr1s Conundrum - split from the &quot;Mic Check&quot; thread</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/the-chr1s-conundrum-split-from-the-mic-check-thread-t259.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>chr1s</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<blockquote><div><cite>Mr Torrie Wilson wrote:</cite>Host: Two extra mods.  Smash Awards 08.  Chr1s rejoining.
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<br />
Contestant: Um, things that are unnecessary?
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<br />
Host: Correct!</div></blockquote>
<br />

<br />

<br />
What's everyones beef with me around here??]]></description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 20:33:01 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/the-chr1s-conundrum-split-from-the-mic-check-thread-t259.htm#5341</comments>
			<guid>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/the-chr1s-conundrum-split-from-the-mic-check-thread-t259.htm</guid>
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			<title>What's the moral of the story?</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/what-s-the-moral-of-the-story-t253.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>brother of destruction</dc:creator>
			<description>This  is a story about a Fly, a Fish, a  Bear, a Hunter,  a Mouse and a  Cat.

There is a moral to  this  story......



In  the dead of summer a fly was resting among  leaves beside a  stream.  The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular, 'Gosh....if  I go down three inches, I  will feel the  mist from the water and I will be  refreshed.'



There was a fish in the water thinking, 'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, I  can eat him.'

There was a bear on the shore thinking, 'Gosh...if  ...</description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 22:56:30 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/what-s-the-moral-of-the-story-t253.htm#5373</comments>
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			<title>Split from Predictomania - Stig v PeteRoe</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/split-from-predictomania-stig-v-peteroe-t216.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>PeteRoe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Thats cool dude.
<br />

<br />
And Stig...you are a bit of a dick are you not?
<br />

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This forum is a pretty friendly one. You seem to have some sort of agenda with me. Not that I care but you couldtry contributing rather than following me around the forum trying to be a smart arse.]]></description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 16:53:50 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/split-from-predictomania-stig-v-peteroe-t216.htm#4555</comments>
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			<title>People who ignore private messages...</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/people-who-ignore-private-messages-t236.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>The Stig</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[People who ignore private messages are cunts. 
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Agree or disagree?
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P.S. Merry Christmas. <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_santa.png" alt="santa" longdesc="98" />]]></description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 06:18:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/people-who-ignore-private-messages-t236.htm#5079</comments>
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			<title>YTMND for all</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/ytmnd-for-all-t238.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Shaun2J</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Randomly searching for...... pokemon and came across this
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<a href="http://ashinypidgy.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank">http://ashinypidgy.ytmnd.com/</a>
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<a href="http://pokebush.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank">http://pokebush.ytmnd.com/</a>
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Anyway post what you found off the site.]]></description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:34:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/ytmnd-for-all-t238.htm#5116</comments>
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			<title>Can someone find me my old avatar thing please?</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/can-someone-find-me-my-old-avatar-thing-please-t22.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Hector_Nicols_Accordian</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Hello
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Much as Tyrone is a hero of mine I would quite like to have the wee running dog avatar I had on the old version of the site.
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I would offer a prize.
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But I won't.]]></description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:01:11 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/can-someone-find-me-my-old-avatar-thing-please-t22.htm#39</comments>
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			<title>The First Poster to 100 posts</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/the-first-poster-to-100-posts-t47.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Hector_Nicols_Accordian</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Hello
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Who do you reckon will be the first poster to 100 posts (with the exception of our leader garibaldi).
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I have a long weekend from work so fear it may be me.
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Aside from that we have no stand out leading contenders yet.
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Maybe Uptown Llama Boy]]></description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:05:09 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/the-first-poster-to-100-posts-t47.htm#332</comments>
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			<title>Hey everyone! its &quot;The Poor Taste Joke Thread!&quot;</title>
			<link>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/hey-everyone-its-the-poor-taste-joke-thread-t19.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>thefonz</dc:creator>
			<description>Thinking about it, I'm not much of an authority on really nasty jokes... let's get the ball rolling in here and everyone can display their arsenal. Hopefully we'll get a bit of momentum with it and some serious one-upping can occur...although thats wishful thinking maybe 



What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Spoiler:Gang rape.



Oh. I went there.   </description>
			<category>The Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:25:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.smashlives.com/the-asylum-f12/hey-everyone-its-the-poor-taste-joke-thread-t19.htm#25</comments>
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